Im hanging out at the beach right now. Just dropped John of at work after a wonderful morning. He woke at 4 add usual for his early morning shifts and drove the 1.5 hours to work only to find that his schedule was changed and he didn’t work until 1145. So, I loaf the back of my car with blankets and pillows and drove down to surprise him. Boy, was he surprised! I backed the car up to an ocean view and popped open the back. We crawled in and snuggled a few hours away in the ocean breeze. With bagel sandwiches for breakfast, this was the best morning… ever.

I should mention, I drive a station Wagon… We didn’t curl up in a trunk, Mafia style.

Anyway, any thing going on today? Any big tinychat s I can weasel my way into?

This is why I love my car.
Hello friends!

Since this was originally intended to be my photography blog, I’ve created a new account for my recent fandom obsessions.

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(If you were already following, go ahead and follow again (if you want to). I created a whole new account to set it as a primary.

  • John: Christopher's friend will be visiting sometime later.
  • Mother in law: *long pause.. looks at me* You have friends?
Feeling suicidal? Can’t talk on phones?

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Oh my god thank you

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Wow yes this is a good thing

Passing this on because this is important.

also you can email jo@samaritans.org 

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CUL-DE-SAC APOCALYPSE. Alright, finally done. Rolf and Ed would be be pretty bad ass zombie killers.

Oh hell yeah.


Another day done and over, Ed flops onto the floor as he passes through the door into his bedroom. Hours and hours had been spent not understanding  Edds plans, or toiling about with Eddy’s ideas; all in the name of jaw breakers. Once again, he had not acquired one.

 Ed Didn’t understand those two. Eddy was always running around, trying to gain popularity and Edd couldn’t let his mind settle down. They needed to be more like him, happy with what he had, simple in thought. But, maybe they balanced him out… Ed did not understand a single one of these thoughts as they traveled through his sleepy mind.

Dragging himself across the floor, Ed pulls himself up into bed, curls up, and falls asleep. His brain settles down, slipping into a cacophony of colorful dreams. His peace is short lived, however, as his door crashes in and he bolts upright.

“Eddy? I don’t wanna play no more today.” He grummbles at the blurred figure that corrects the door back into its hinges. 

“I am not Eddy, simple Ed boy. It is Rolf! Come, help me block the door!” Rolf presses the door into the vacant space. Ed hurries over and holds it as Rolf moves a dresser. 

“What is happening, Rolf? Why are you here so late?”

“You do not know, ed boy? It is a bad disease. Back in my home land, we called it zombies. Every year we had to clean the town of them but I have never seen an infestation like this! It is spreading too fast to contain! ”

“Zombies? Like in Super Brain Chompers 3?”

“Exactly, ed boy. I was walking the goat when I was attacked. We need to get back to my shed, I have the tools there. They ate petunia… they must suffer!”

SNeaking out one of the windows, Rolf and Ed cautiously made their way around the corner and through the cul-de-sac to Rolfs. They managed to avoid the walking dead for the time being. 

“In here, Ed biy,” Rolf said, pulling open the door to his shed. As he does, a dark figure leaps from inside and wraps itself around Ed.

“Ahhhhh, get it off, Rolf, get it off!” Ed spins and claws, but it does not release until Rolf brings a rake down atop its head. It collapses to the ground with a moan.

“Ed? Why?” Eddy groans on the floor. He stands and glares at Rolf. 

“Sorry, Eddy. I thought you were one of the brainless.” 

“Im not! I was too clever to get caught. ”

“Well, arm yourselves ed boys. We have a long night ahead of us.  Survive the first and the rest are easy!”

“Ed, what are yiu waiting for? Grab a bat!” Eddy returns to the back of the shed and seats himself. Rolf and Ed both grab something of use. Rolf tells ed to close the door, but as he turns to it another figure leaps at him.

“Eeeeedddd!” Eddy screams, leaping behind Rolf.” Its a zombie, Kill it Ed!”

“Im not a zombie! Its marie! Kanker!”

“Kill it Ed!” Eddy repeats.
There is no time to react as a second figure comes up behind Marie and chomps upon her neck. R8lf is quickly upon it, smacking at its head until it collapses into a heap. 

“They are here, ed boy. Prepare yourself!” Behind the first zombie, another stumbles forward. Ed is ready this time, and he takes it with a powerful blow.
"Its head came off, rolf!"
"VEry good, ed boy! You are a natural!"
A bloody battle ensues as wave after wave of zombies swarm upon the small group. 



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Thats all I can manage on this right now. Maybe write more when I get to a computer! 

When  I started, I was thinking I was going to write some thing deep and detailed… but then after a few sentences I remembered that I hate writing on my tablet. Too many typos and issues. So the story turned out a bit simplistic ^_^

and for those not already aware, InherentlyPuerile is my reblog blog. I can leave this here, though, since it’s my writing ^_^
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Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Sorry, not exactly the best artist here, but I couldn’t let the lady suffer!
sleep-garden asked: 4, 5, 10, 16, 26, 31, 55!

4. Do you plan outfits?
LOL, no. Half the time I don’t know what I’m going to wear evena fter I’ve dressed. It’s usually, whatever shorts/pants are on top of the pile, and whichever shirt happens to be most comfortable.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I dunno. I rarely understand my emotions and feelings, so that’s generally just up to interpretation. I guess I feel fine. I’m not looking forward to anything

10. What are you craving right now?
A good burger.

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Hmm… hard to say who’s hurt me most. Looking back, I can recall only a few instances of being hurt, really. And I do believe in most cases, there were apologies given. So, yes. probably.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is he paying? I see no reason to not have lunch with him. I may not agree with his politics, But I have family who I disagree with and still get along with.

31. Whats your zodiac sign?
I am a Scorpio.

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
Yes… I know everyone says no because they want to grow old and die, But I don’t. If I could, I’d stay young and live forever. It would be an amazing adventure to watch the world change and evolve. 

sleep-garden asked: Disney, Future, Post, Blog.

Holy crud, I think I sent you almost the exact same 4!! O.O ‘cept I had Skirt instead of Post ^.^

Disney: Which Disney Character are you most like?
Hmmmm. I’ve never thought about that before. I would want to say Captain Jack Sparrow, but that could be a bit too self serving :-P But, I have always felt a connection with Eeyore, so I could say I am most like Eeyore… or, maybe if you combined the two? I am Captain Eeyore Sparrow.

Future: Do you think you’d feel better if you know what’s going to happen to you later in your life?
I dunno. Yes?… or…… No?… I guess I’d like to know if I manage to succeed at anything. But, then again, life is a wonderful mystery and discovery is half the fun. There’s no fun if you know the outcome. And, I assume this future is predetermined and cannot be changed, so whatever it is, is, and knowing won’t change it.

Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Realistically? Nuclear war. Idealy? Zombies. 

Blog: What’s something you’ve learned from having your blog?
I am the oldest person on Tumblr? O.o

These are actually solid questions
  • 1. First thing you wash in the shower?
  • 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
  • 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 4. Do you plan outfits?
  • 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
  • 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
  • 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
  • 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
  • 9. Three of your current feelings?
  • 10. What are you craving right now?
  • 11. Turn ons?
  • 12. Turn offs?
  • 13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
  • 14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
  • 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
  • 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
  • 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
  • 18. Favorite movie ever?
  • 19. Do you like yourself?
  • 20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
  • 21. Could you handle being in the military?
  • 22. What are you listening to right now?
  • 23. How many countries have you visited?
  • 24. Are your parents strict?
  • 25. Would you go sky diving?
  • 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
  • 27. Whats on your mind right now?
  • 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
  • 29. Have you ever been in a castle?
  • 30. Do you rent movies often?
  • 31. Whats your zodiac sign?
  • 32. When was the last time you had sex?
  • 33. Name five facts about yourself.
  • 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
  • 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
  • 36. Brown or white eggs?
  • 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
  • 38. Ever been on a train?
  • 39. Ever been in love?
  • 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
  • 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
  • 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?
  • 43. Whom do you admire and why?
  • 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
  • 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
  • 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
  • 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
  • 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
  • 50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
  • 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
  • 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
  • 53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
  • 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
  • 55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
  • 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
  • 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
  • 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
  • 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
  • 60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
  • 61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
I'll tell you my life story ok
  • Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
  • Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
  • iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
  • Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
  • Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
  • Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
  • Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
  • Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
  • Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
  • Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
  • Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?<p>SEND NOW</p>
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens
Oh, yeh.

inherentlypuerile:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

valperch:

LOL WAIT CAN SOMEONE WRITE A FANFIC WHERE WADE IS BLOWING PETER WHILE HE’S ON THE PHONE WITH TONY AND TONY TOTALLY KNOWS WHATS GOING ON BUT PETER IS TRYING NOT TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS

I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS OMG 

too bad i cant write for shit

I SO agree! XDD

I’ve never written anything like this before, so lets see how it goes?

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Away in his dungeon of awesomeness, Tony is in the midst of a new project. He is interupted by the familiar voice of JARVIS;

"Mister Peter Parker on the phone, sir."

"Put him through. Spidey-Guy! What’s happenin’?"

"Hey, Tony. I had a favor to ask of you?"

"Shoot." 

Tony continues about his business while Peter pitches his idea. Something about a requirment that he do more than JUST Spiderman photos, try something new.

"So, I’ve got Wade coming over for a photoshoot, and I was hoping to line you up for one as well?"

"Sounds fine, call Pepp and set something up."

"I spoke to her all-" There’s a thumping from Peter’s end of the phone. “Just a sec, Tony." The audio is muffled as Peter covers the mic, but Tony can still just make out what is said. “Hey, Wade. Come in. I’m the phone with Tony now. Just make yourself… um, Wade?"  There’s a rustling and a woomf of air like someone just collapsed onto a beanbag. “Wade? Wade, this is not what I meant by Photoshoot. Not…now.. oh, god."

"Everything fine over there, spandex?"

"Y-yeah, can I call you back?" There’s a loud, exaggerated slurping from peter’s end which causes one of Tony’s brows to raise. A smirk crosses his face and he sits back in his seat, leaving his work alone for a moment.

"Nope, sorry buddy, no can do. I am booked all day. If you want to set this up, now is the time."

Muffled  curses come from Peter’s end.

"Yeah, ok. uh." Peters voice comes out slightly strained.

"You seem a little distracted, there, bug-boy."

"Yeah, sorry… just…Hmm… just a little tingle in my senses."

"Riiiight. I’m sure something’s tingling. Hey, are you cumming?"

"What?" Peter squeaks on the other end.

"Are you coming to my big bash tomorrow? We can set up your thing there."

"Oh, god, yes." 

"You can bring Wilson with you. But tell him he needs to stop sucking down weiners." Tony pauses a moment to add effect. “The other guests enjoy a good hot dog too."

"Okay. yeah. I’ll," there’s a long pause from Peter. The mic is muffled again but a rather breathy moan is still just audible. “I’ll be there. Tomorrow… what time?"

"Seven. Wear something nice."

"Right. See you then!"

There’s a thump as the phone is set aside. It’s not readily apparant to Peter that he has failed to hang up and has just set the phone down.

"Sir?" JARVIS pipes in again. “Is Peter aware he called you via video phone?"

"Doesn’t seem like it."

"Shall I inform him?"

"Hmm…. Nah, go ahead and just record this, might be useful later."

"Yes, sir."

With his regular music replaced now by something slightly more disturbingly entertaining, Tony continues his work.

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Not the best quality work, short ‘n’ sweet, and I am sure far less smutty than desired, but… it’s something ~_^

ill just… leave this here for a while ^.^

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