I work out… Just kidding, I take naps.

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

I saw him explain it on”outrageous acts of science,” he calls it the super moonwalk and accomplishes it by exaggerating the motions and hopping with each step. So, while it looks like he’s sliding across the ground, he’s actually skipping.
Please reblog this if its alright to come to you for advice or to just rant. Thank you.

Im hanging out at the beach right now. Just dropped John of at work after a wonderful morning. He woke at 4 add usual for his early morning shifts and drove the 1.5 hours to work only to find that his schedule was changed and he didn’t work until 1145. So, I loaf the back of my car with blankets and pillows and drove down to surprise him. Boy, was he surprised! I backed the car up to an ocean view and popped open the back. We crawled in and snuggled a few hours away in the ocean breeze. With bagel sandwiches for breakfast, this was the best morning… ever.

I should mention, I drive a station Wagon… We didn’t curl up in a trunk, Mafia style.

Anyway, any thing going on today? Any big tinychat s I can weasel my way into?

This is why I love my car.





Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.



I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Sorry, not exactly the best artist here, but I couldn’t let the lady suffer!
sleep-garden asked: 4, 5, 10, 16, 26, 31, 55!

4. Do you plan outfits?
LOL, no. Half the time I don’t know what I’m going to wear evena fter I’ve dressed. It’s usually, whatever shorts/pants are on top of the pile, and whichever shirt happens to be most comfortable.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I dunno. I rarely understand my emotions and feelings, so that’s generally just up to interpretation. I guess I feel fine. I’m not looking forward to anything

10. What are you craving right now?
A good burger.

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Hmm… hard to say who’s hurt me most. Looking back, I can recall only a few instances of being hurt, really. And I do believe in most cases, there were apologies given. So, yes. probably.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is he paying? I see no reason to not have lunch with him. I may not agree with his politics, But I have family who I disagree with and still get along with.

31. Whats your zodiac sign?
I am a Scorpio.

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
Yes… I know everyone says no because they want to grow old and die, But I don’t. If I could, I’d stay young and live forever. It would be an amazing adventure to watch the world change and evolve. 

sleep-garden asked: Disney, Future, Post, Blog.

Holy crud, I think I sent you almost the exact same 4!! O.O ‘cept I had Skirt instead of Post ^.^

Disney: Which Disney Character are you most like?
Hmmmm. I’ve never thought about that before. I would want to say Captain Jack Sparrow, but that could be a bit too self serving :-P But, I have always felt a connection with Eeyore, so I could say I am most like Eeyore… or, maybe if you combined the two? I am Captain Eeyore Sparrow.

Future: Do you think you’d feel better if you know what’s going to happen to you later in your life?
I dunno. Yes?… or…… No?… I guess I’d like to know if I manage to succeed at anything. But, then again, life is a wonderful mystery and discovery is half the fun. There’s no fun if you know the outcome. And, I assume this future is predetermined and cannot be changed, so whatever it is, is, and knowing won’t change it.

Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Realistically? Nuclear war. Idealy? Zombies. 

Blog: What’s something you’ve learned from having your blog?
I am the oldest person on Tumblr? O.o

reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens
Oh, yeh.
My very first ship in a bott… er, jar!